Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What is Germany's favorite game?

Mein Kampf

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.