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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

What is Germany's favorite game?

Mein Kampf

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Lame Joke Jokes More Lame Joke Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.