Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

Lame Joke Jokes More Lame Joke Jokes

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.