Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

What do you call two Canadians buying coffee?

Double double doubles

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Lame Joke Jokes More Lame Joke Jokes

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!