Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

Gt simplistic 10 letters

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.