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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

Gt simplistic 10 letters

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!