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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who's there! Army Ant! Army Ant who?

Army Ants coming for tea then

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What do you call Minecraft in Germany?

NEIN-CRAFT!

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.