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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What di you call a snowman in May?

A puddle!

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower