Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

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What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

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What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did