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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?