Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt