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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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Where does bad light end up?

In prism

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.