Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food