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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*