Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium