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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.