What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

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Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.