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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.