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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.