What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.