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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.