What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.