What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.