Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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Double check, mate

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It ran out of juice.

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The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Because you have to hollow out the head.

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.