Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

It had a javelin through it's head.

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What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.