What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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He scared the hell out of him.

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A well 'aardvark!

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Nothing, you already said it twice.

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!