What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

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Give her a shovel!

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Stanley Cup Jokes More Stanley Cup Jokes

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.