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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her!

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Stanley Cup Jokes More Stanley Cup Jokes

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!