What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

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Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

Stanley Cup Jokes More Stanley Cup Jokes

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!