What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Werewolf Jokes More Werewolf Jokes

Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Perm Jokes More Perm Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.