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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Werewolf Jokes More Werewolf Jokes

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

Perm Jokes More Perm Jokes

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!