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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.