What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

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Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

First post) Ace of spays

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!