What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!