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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!