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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!