What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!