What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!