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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!