Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas!

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Why is Africa hot?

Because of dat Djibouti.

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Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.