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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

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What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.