Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs