Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why don't they play poker in Africa?

Because there's cheetahs.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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Because Botswana have fun.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.