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Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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He was into inflation.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.