Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

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Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep