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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest