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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

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Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.