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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a homeless Italian man?

Giovanni Change

What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep