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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

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He got lemonaids.

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Garlic

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.