Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.