What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Roamin Jokes More Roamin Jokes

Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit