Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

Fret Jokes More Fret Jokes

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!