Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!