Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.