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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Fret Jokes More Fret Jokes

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!