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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Fret Jokes More Fret Jokes

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.