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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Fret Jokes More Fret Jokes

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...