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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...