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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Who loses?

America.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Who did this?

1) When I was your age...

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.