Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.