Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)