Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

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Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.