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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)