Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9