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Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry