Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9