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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

Who's there! Alexander! Alexander who?

Alexander friend are coming over!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft