How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har