How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!