They think, therefore they arrrr
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
A Pedo File.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Somewhere around a buck an ear.
A Buccaneer
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
It is possible that UFOs exist.
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.