They think, therefore they arrrr
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
A buccaneer!
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Where's the evidence
Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)