How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.