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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Arrrr Jokes More Arrrr Jokes

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!