How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!