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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.