What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

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What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.