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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue