What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.