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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!