What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

Footlong Jokes More Footlong Jokes

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

A 'fan'atic.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.