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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.