What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Footlong Jokes More Footlong Jokes

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.