I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Because it was a cloud
Braaaaaaaah
Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
That he only has a 6 inch.
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.
A heroine addict.
Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
He was convicted of crepe.
