They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
That he only has a 6 inch.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(
A weeafood
Electrifying entertainment.
I'm confused.
He was tried in a kangaroo court.
A small medium at large.
With iPhone periph**e**rals.
He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
Forty feet of track - all straight!
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.
Gangs don't have to pay for friends.
He thought they had delivery service.
A pedometer
100 bill.
Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do
