They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
That he only has a 6 inch.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
Voodoo like to dance with me '
Because she didn't have arms.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
A buck an ear
RAMs a make a dance!
Black lights matter.
Because it might be a moose steak.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
It would only admit one.
A small medium at large.
My mom asked Gravity, I replied.
Because she can't stand up.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
