Stripper Jokes

Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

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What do you call it when a stripper does charity work?

Pro work

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

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Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window