Stripper Jokes

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Big Similarity Jokes More Big Similarity Jokes

G String Jokes More G String Jokes

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.