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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

What was Mussolini's favourite dessert?

Tyranisu