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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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What was Mussolini's favourite dessert?

Tyranisu

What Were Mussolini's Secret Police Called?

The Gazpacho