Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.