Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

Marching banned.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!