Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language