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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Why did the hen fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language