Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.