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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.