What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.