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What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.