Terrorist Jokes

Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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They'll get chapped lips!

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

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Looks like we're snowed in.