Terrorist Jokes

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Blast Jokes More Blast Jokes

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones