Talibanter
Aloha ackbar
Everywhere..
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
HIGH-SIS
A-lou-AK-bar.
They always bomb the punchline!
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
Because they don't like Nice people.
Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident
Mossack Fonseca.
We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way
A CAIR package.
9:11 PM
9/12
Allahuak Bar
Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.
Because it didn't happen in 7/11
So they can reuse the phone after the explosion
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.
He was a suislide bomber!
Charlie has been neutralised
Terrorists have sympathizers.
Infidel Castro
They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
In the West Bank
I don't know man, I just fly the drones.
We simply reply......Chuck Norris
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.
An ISISicle!
Scoli-isis
It was Allah dream.
A Citroen C4
It blew up
Allahu Akburrrrrr
The harder you hit them the more English you get.
Allahu Chatbar.
Because they hate waterboarding.
They will never win
To have a Blast!
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
Snow boarding is fun as hell.
They're biodegradable.
Halfghanistan.
They prefer a Target.
They didn't Czech his papers.
He was going through a midlife ISIS
The Allahu Ak Bar
H'Isis
Hi Jack!
I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*
Apparently, they go everywhere.
Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)
Paint the town red.
An old man yelling at the cloud
A Tourist!
Don't touch my marbles.
Nothing.
Angry heifers.
Because of the taliban
He was all over his wife at the parade
You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.
Well, you want them to work, don't you?
It e-loaf-es!
Because they don't hit anything.
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
