Terrorist Jokes

Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

$19.99

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

You might also enjoy:

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Afganistan Jokes More Afganistan Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Lead Guitarist Jokes More Lead Guitarist Jokes

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Blast Jokes More Blast Jokes

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.