Terrorist Jokes

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

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What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

Why did the cave hate miners?

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

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Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

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