Blast Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

Who's there! A Fred! A Fred who?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised

Sonic Jokes More Sonic Jokes

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***