Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Go on, have a blast.
I heard everybody had a blast.
He blasts off:
Because they've just had a big launch.
Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.
To have a Blast!
I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it
Explaining his wife.
No new messages.
Dustin Johnson sneezed.
Let me hear something different.
Undy-terd.
9 Months.
Because it's bangs were getting long!
He'll probably catch fleas
Because it's harder to pick up.
A toe-mat-o.
They both gotta go fast.
Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.
Linoleum Blownapart
