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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Blast Jokes More Blast Jokes

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.