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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.