What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Previous Random Joke Next

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Blast Jokes More Blast Jokes

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.