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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

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Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.