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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.