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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Approve Jokes More Approve Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions