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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions