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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Approve Jokes More Approve Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions