What do a Catholic Priest and second pl...

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.