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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

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Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.