What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.