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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.