What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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