What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!