What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...

Purple Jokes More Purple Jokes

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.