Purple Jokes

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Grip Jokes More Grip Jokes

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's a python's favourite pop group?

Squeeze!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Red Blue Green Jokes More Red Blue Green Jokes

Why was purple jealous?

Because red blue green.

Why is yellow afraid of red?

Because red blue green.

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)