Purple Jokes

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Green Elephant Jokes More Green Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Purple Jokes

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Love Card

What's the difference between pink and purple?

What colour is eight?

What's the difference in red and purple...?

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

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