Purple Jokes

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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Yellow House Jokes More Yellow House Jokes

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

Blue House Jokes More Blue House Jokes

Who lives there?

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.