Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.