Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.