Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

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How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.