Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

Irrelephant

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.