Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.