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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.