Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.