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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.