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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.