What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.