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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.