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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.