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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.