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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.

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Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

Which one will fall off first?

The one with the smaller mu.

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!