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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.

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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.