Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.

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Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

Because she was in the non-friction section.

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

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Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN