Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs