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Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.