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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Clark Kent Jokes More Clark Kent Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace