What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Clark Kent Jokes More Clark Kent Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace