What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command.

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How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

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Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?

Because SPY DA MAN!

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

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How do barmen surf the web?

On the Gin-ternet.

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.