What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah?

About 3 inches

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Where's Spiderman's home page?

On the world wide web.

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.