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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

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What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.