What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

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Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?

Because SPY DA MAN!

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

Clark Kent Jokes More Clark Kent Jokes

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.