Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
About 1500 miles.
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally
A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
Quark Kent.
A web designer.
A living Ben and Gwen.
Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.
To stomp out forest fires.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Liberace