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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.