Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.