Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?

Because SPY DA MAN!