Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.