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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker