Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

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How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.