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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Why does Peter Parker main spy in tf2?

Because SPY DA MAN!