Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.