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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

Peter Parker Jokes More Peter Parker Jokes

What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.