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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Peter Parker Jokes More Peter Parker Jokes

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.