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Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.