Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

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What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,