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Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.