How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

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How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht