How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

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How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht