Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.