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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Park Car Jokes More Park Car Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.