Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.