Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

Park Car Jokes More Park Car Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.