Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

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What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.