Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

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What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.