A meowtain
Bruce Banner
He's been chasing parked cars.
A fart with a lump in it
Carbon Dating.
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
She was a roman catholic.
A fifth.
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
A gun actually does something when triggered.
They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"
Because he was on the nautilust.
Because he lost his marbles.
He ran out of little boys
It's more fun to break wind
Putin
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
He was trying to save Krypton
