A meowtain
Bruce Banner
He's been chasing parked cars.
A fart with a lump in it
Carbon Dating.
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.
You have to hollow out the head.
Because he was on the nautilust.
Carbon dating.
In a snowbank.
A jolly rancher.
Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
By giving her money furs and diamonds.
Because it's a dear little thing.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Bronco-saurus!
Because Santa dere.