Lump Jokes

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Park Car Jokes More Park Car Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Blubber Jokes More Blubber Jokes

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.