Lump Jokes

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Who was saved?

The Russian people

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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