A meowtain
Bruce Banner
He's been chasing parked cars.
A fart with a lump in it
Carbon Dating.
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
The elephant of surprise.
Stick a plunger in the toilet
A tooter
Then, fart.
Well, he save on groceries.
The Russian people
Santa stops at 3 Ho's
He "sleighs" them.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Five after one.
Because he lost his marbles.
Cancer.