What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.