What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it