What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.