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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

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What's the definition of a nerd?

Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.