When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Treeson.
Brownian Motion
Because he was looking for Pooh!
Because the p is silent.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
An emo-g
George Lucas.
Lawrence Elk
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
