When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Pull the pin and throw it back
Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!
Urine trouble.
Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
A thin mouse!
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
It keeps you regular.
They touched some many lives
When the big hand touches the little hand
Learning how to fold a map.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.