When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
He only sold left wings.
Porcel Lane.
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Do not touch.
Can't touch this!
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
Lawrence Elk
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
