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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.