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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!