What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.