Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

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Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

Promiscuous Girl Jokes More Promiscuous Girl Jokes

What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed?

A tater thot

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.