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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

Promiscuous Girl Jokes More Promiscuous Girl Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.