Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane