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Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate