He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Depressing. **crickets**
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
Shedding season
He drops the base when doing logs.
Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.
Jesus
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
A Buy-ologist.
They both need natural light to survive!
Because his *degree* didn't work!
I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
