What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

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Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.