Me! That hurts!
Collie-wood!
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
This is my body, I'm nice with jam.
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
He only got nailed once
Frequency!
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
