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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

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What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore