What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.