What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...

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How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.