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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.